First of all I would like to question one thing, how did this person manage
to reach 60? We all know what her habits were when we were younger. Just like
how people say women age like fine wine I think Zhang aged kinda like that but
with an unexpected zing to it. You know... Kinda like how oysters taste to you
when you first eat it. A funny taste that you try to get rid off at the start
right after daddy told you to try it, then you kinda puke it out and attempt to
use beverage to clean your tongue but after eating it for abit you start to
realise that it actually tastes pretty good then you’d come back for more. It’s
kinda always been like that. I think her husband would agree with me on
this.
I’ve known Zhang since we were like what. Youngsters I think. Back then
she was all tomboy and what not. If you guys met her then you would know she was
kinda the scary type of girl. You know when you were younger there’s always a
girl in class that you wouldn’t wanna piss off cause if you weren’t careful she
might actually bite you. Well... She never was too far away from that mark. We
were schoolmates in elementary school but I only truly got to know her when I
was 16. I remember pretty vividly, she was the first girl that had ever step
foot into my room. I was kinda the hygienic type back then so I didn’t like it
when people dirtied things I owned. She came into my room and sat on my bed. All
while I was on the computer, and then waved me a ‘hi’. Normally I’d get really
angry from the fact that she just sat on my bed, but due to utter shock I bade a
reflex hi. And that was about the first time we truly met. What a surprise visit
that was I still blame Wayne for it.
Like all weird things that has occurred
to her, this speech was prepared for this day when i was 20. Seriously, who
makes a person prepare for a speech almost 40 years in advance. You gotta know
someone like her was behind it.
We’ve not kept in touch constantly over the
years but it’s safe to say that even as such she still remains one of the best
friends I ever had. There is saying I’ve heard somewhere, that a strong
friendship is not based on the frequency of contact between two people but the
total lack of awkwardness when they meet after not seeing each other for a long
time.
I’ve known alot of crazy people in my life. Trust me when I say I know
alot of crazy people. I pretty much escaped from a mental institute myself.
Just take a look among you guys right now. For all those who’ve known her
for a long time. You’d have to have abit of crazy in you. Well, she was the
crazy that made the other crazies look mediocre, bite size even. But even then
she was and still is the crazy that I wouldn’t want absent in my life. Happy
60th birthday Zhang.