i'm doing my CURSEarbeit. practically forgot to go to school for all my remedial crap cos of it. well i have to hand it up in like a week for As so i'm forgiving myself. anyways, i thought i'd share a little story.




The birth of CURSEARBEIT
in the German Room one fateful day after lessons.

Tiffe: Hey what's curse in German?
Me: you mean like put a spell or... vulgarities?
Tiffe: *tiffe's bimbotic "duh" look* put a spell...
Me: i don't know... verfluchen i think... why don't you just say curse with a german accent? that always works.
Tiffe: ... i will dich vercursen!
Me: ich curse dich!
Tiffe: OMG! CURSEarbeit!!!


yep that explains it all. FYI Kursarbeit means coursework.
and i thought that is was hilarious. i found it while doing my cursearbeit.

This is me on the Com. yes i'm a pretty happy kid. and like every geek in this country, i spend most of my time on my beloved PC.This is me on Friendster.
you know almost everyone has friendster. It's pretty handy, aside from all the ah lians posting semi nude to get attention and the act cutsey girls with their big coal lined eyes and pseudo japanese doll fringe. but overall it's a good site to keep in contact with all of your friends.
this is me on myspace.
and yeah i know that aside from the music people and semi emo rock people, not many use myspace in SG. but it's still a nice site to find some nice local talent and foreign people. not to mention the msg that ang moh perverts send you through this site... it's pretty amusing actually.

this is me on the german friendster. i think the picture says it all.

and this. is me on Facebook.
everytime someone adds me face book, i receive an e-mail. everytime someone adds me on some superwall, superlative whatever shite crap i get an e-mail. everytime someone comments on a picture, i get an e-mail. EVERYTIME SOMEONE HAS AN ENTIRE CONVERSATION ON THE PICTURES FAGE, I RECEIVE A GAZZILLION E-MAILS.

so i log online in the morning and i see this.
this is a mild situation. usually i get about 10 e-mails.
and i think oooh. e-mails. must be cos my friends miss me and have written to me.
since unlike most of you guys i don't subscribe to junk mail and i religiously screen off all ads.
but when i log on i see this:

this is WORSE than junkmail. at least junkmail could inform you on some things which you may not be aware of and could use in the future? ie. feng shui tips, dancing class offers or breast enlargement packages. but this is USELESS. and i can't turn it off. please someone tell me how to set that stupid thing off!

and everyone keeps adding these THINGS onto their pages. whenever i go onto someone's page to read the maybe important stuff. i have to scroll untill the cows have already gone home, had their dinner and have fallen asleep.

people don't even send each other messages on facebook. they bite each other and turn each other into vampires. i don't wanna spend my entire day as a cybervamp. finding friends online just so i can bite them and gloat that i have more "e-points" that they do. what an accomplishment in life.

and why would i wanna know which of my friends have newly befriended someone that i don't even know? why would people want to spend their whole day on your page just to read every single details? UNLESS of course. i'm a stalker. that must be it.

facebook is designed for stalkers.