You know how they say,
when you know something was coming
but nothing prepared you for what you saw?
as cliche as that sounds
that was EXACTLY how i felt.

i was working the morning shift
when we received a phonecall for a room service
so i prepared the breakfast and brought it up to her room
i knocked and heard "Come on in!"
so I entered.

there she was on the bed.
topless.
thank god her bottom lady bits were covered.
Maybe it's cos i'm asian
maybe it's cos i'm conservative
it's not like i've never seen any topless women before.
(thanx to the wonderful exposure brought by the media)

but being in the same room as a naked stranger was something different
the moment i saw her
it was like an alarm went off in my head
telling the mothership to abort mission and return to safety

imagine flashing red lights and that annoying lousy honking sound you hear during emergencies in a submarine
yes.
that was what was going on in my head.
"WARNING WARNING NAKED POSSIBLY CRAZED LADY ALERT. LEAVE THE ROOM NOW"

i quickly put the tray on the table
wished her to enjoy her breakfastand made my way out

that was how the plan was formulated in my head.

what actually happened wasi put the tray on her tabled
managed to utter an enjoy you breakfast
and as i was just about to step out of the room
into the sweet escape of the corridoor.
"What's your name?"
she asked.
i really had to suppress my desire to just make a run for the door
and replied her question

as i TURNED to leave
she said"How come you don't speak french?"
i forced myself to look at her face while i answered her questions.
now i know why guys get so GAGA over naked chicks
it is indeed very distracting
she kept me there for like 5 minutes.
i couldn't simply leave in the middle of a conversation with a guest.

when i finally got out of that room....
i was so traumatized.
i asked my friend later whether it was normal for guests to be naked in this country
and she said NO.
WHY ME?!WHY DO WEIRD THINGS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME?!?!?!

Labels: Naked guest