*WARNING: This post is borderline sexist and contains references to male genitalia. If it could offend you then here's your indication to stop reading. PS: Singapore doesn't have any law regarding being sexist... do we...? PPS: Does not actually blogging geographically IN singapore change anything?*

So,I am more or less a full time waitress (INTERN) for 6 months
and
you'd think that i won't be able to learn anything aside from clearing dishes
and setting tables.
You, my dear, are WRONG

This morning,
after the breakfast shift
as I was clearing the usual things...
i had a REVELATION.

It suddenly hit me.
you see i was cleaning the chairs
and noticing as per usual how all the dirtier chairs has MEN sitting on them
i'm not saying that there were no clean guys.
i'm just saying that ALL the dirtier chairs were sat on by MEN.

and they all had a DISTINCT shape
it's always bread crumbs or croissant skin spckled into the shape of a triangle.
the V shape your legs make with the edge of the chair as the base.

now all the ladies are wondering
"HOW in the world do you make a shape like that?!"
because your mouth has to be aligned with your... crotch as you eat
in order for the crumbs to fall nicely into that shape

Unless of course....
THEY EAT WITH THEIR PENIS
i mean they already think with it...
so anything is possible right?