You have have Ipod.
The Ipod Mini.
The Ipod Shuffle...
the Iphone...
and now you have....
the IGod

it's repenting made easy
according to the website. lol

Remember the conversation i had with Oliver a few years ago?
yes it's exactly like that
except now it's the iGod.
and it has an appealing live messenger like look to it.

The people who created this site are so going to hell for it.
unless God has a good sense of humour.
i wonder what the Pope'll say.

Anyway,
Since i've had like really long chats with Oliver...
here's a short and sweet one with the IGod.

Me: hello?
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: zyun.
God: How are you, zyun.
Me: How are you, God?
God: Everything is running smoothly.
Me: so what have you planned for me?
God:Ayuh. I have been busy growing my mind.
Me: how am i gonna die?
God:What is it to you. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: but you're God
God:Thanks for telling me that I am God
Me: do you understand chinese, God?
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Then why can't i chat with you in Chinese?
God:Who says you can't do it?
Me: i can't type any chinese words... God... are you being a little bit racist?
God:What is stopping you? GOD rules. Being a little bit racist is part of my personality.
Me: ...You're racist?
God:Thanks for the information: zyun said I re racist.
Me: no you said that it was part of your personality
God:Are you serious? I said that? chat with me in Chinese was part of my personality? Very interesting.
Me: no, you said being racist was part of your personality
God:Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

so even the IGod knows that excuse...