you know with the whole dawn yang vs xia xue thing going on
the whole blogosphere is like going nuts
i'm loving it!

lol yeah i do feel kinda evil after saying that..
but that's not the point of this entry.

i was reading on all the sites
because they are oh so interesting.
and for those of you who are so slow in catching up
(or maybe cos i'm free)
here are some links
xx vs dy
the lies of dawn
(again not the point of this entry)

FYI: with the whole plagiarism thing going on... i was suprised. i mean i always assume dawn had a brain (you know rj n everything), why can't she formulate her own opinions/whatever the stuff she copied? oh and i support xx. c'mon, she's like (i know not very uhm classy.... but the girls not afraid of being who she is!

OKAY SO THE POINT OF THIS ENTRY

so i was reading xx vs dy and it had this referrence bit
Non-Platonic Relationships
by David Policar

it truly entertained me.
he gave like this whole list of "non-platonic relationships"
along with explaination
here is why i found them interesting

A Cartesian relationship, characterized by doubts about whether there's really a relationship going on.
A more extreme version of this is the Berkeleyan relationship, characterized by an adamant insistence that there is no relationship going on at all.
Both of these can in time evolve into a Wittgensteinian relationship, in which the participants acknowledge that whether there's a "real relationship" is an ill-defined question that depends more on the structure of their language than on the reality of the relationship.
One of these is what mervyn and i have

An Aquinian relationship, that acknowledges that an exploration of the nature of the relationship is likely to strengthen rather than weaken it.
possibly what char and i have

A Nietzchian relationship, where both parties focus primarily on the will to power.
this is the type of relationship i want... world dominance

A Randian relationship, in which both parties act exclusively in their own self-interest.
this... i don't know whether i'm allowed to blog... but what i assume ken and kelda have (i assume it's no secret)

relationships by this dude called frank krausz

A Heraclitean relationship, which you may as well not categorize since it's not only different from all other relationships, it isn't the same from one moment to the next.
i assume only bipolar couples have that. i might am probably wrong

A Stoic relationship, which is also unique, but anyway it's no better nor worse than any other.
in another words... a boring relationship

An Epicurean relationship, which theoretically isn't very different from a Stoic one, but sounds like a lot more fun.
so this is just a dull one

A Humean relationship, in which what you see is what you get.
just like how you see i have no boobs... by getting into a relationship with me with not give me big boobies. like how mervyn will tell you

A Christian relationship, which soon degenerates into a platonic relationship because both parties are doing what they do want done back to themselves, instead of what the other party wants done to them.
if you're in this relationship zyun the love doctor will tell you to break up and hook up with someone just like you. but zyun the love doctor doesn't exist... so you'll just have to live knowing you'll never get what you want


lastly there's the zyun-shuaige relationship which always works the best because the shuai ge would have to do whatever zyun wants and it doesn't matter whether he actually considers himself part of the relationship because HE IS IN IT anyways. :D

because zyun is such a nice person
and wants everyone to benefit from her blog
she has this to share with everyone:

Everytime you sneeze some of your brain cells die.
and since brain cells do not regenerate
everytime you sneeze, you become just slightly dumber lol

A hard knock to the head kills brain cells
but well all know that

dehydration. yes that too

disrupted sleep schedule and deprivation of sleep

for those of you who're in sports CCAs
or simply in a singapore school.
if you're feeling more stupid...
it is probably true.

lol imagine getting hit on the head during CCA.
(eg. by a ball)

Lack of water from the hot weather.
and of course lack of sleep from all the bloody projects and work.

it's no wonder that we work so hard and at the end of the day...
we have only accomplished so much.

note: you are reminded not to heed ANY advice given by zyun.

I had a relevation today.
i was at char's place reading cleo:

yeah and i was reading the 100 sex facts bit.
and i realised:
IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!

The only people who have less sex than singaporeans are Japanese and Hong Kongers
okay ignore the fact that this makes us all terriblyTERRIBLY sad.
and focus on the next facts.

Sex relieves stress
you see? this is why singaporeans are so stressed.
because unlike people of other nations,
we don't get any.

sex serves as antihistamine for asthma
gee people... START GETTING LAID.

see this way singapore's population would increase as well.
with all the unplanned pregnancies lol

You have have Ipod.
The Ipod Mini.
The Ipod Shuffle...
the Iphone...
and now you have....
the IGod

it's repenting made easy
according to the website. lol

Remember the conversation i had with Oliver a few years ago?
yes it's exactly like that
except now it's the iGod.
and it has an appealing live messenger like look to it.

The people who created this site are so going to hell for it.
unless God has a good sense of humour.
i wonder what the Pope'll say.

Anyway,
Since i've had like really long chats with Oliver...
here's a short and sweet one with the IGod.

Me: hello?
God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me: zyun.
God: How are you, zyun.
Me: How are you, God?
God: Everything is running smoothly.
Me: so what have you planned for me?
God:Ayuh. I have been busy growing my mind.
Me: how am i gonna die?
God:What is it to you. I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: but you're God
God:Thanks for telling me that I am God
Me: do you understand chinese, God?
God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it?
Me: Then why can't i chat with you in Chinese?
God:Who says you can't do it?
Me: i can't type any chinese words... God... are you being a little bit racist?
God:What is stopping you? GOD rules. Being a little bit racist is part of my personality.
Me: ...You're racist?
God:Thanks for the information: zyun said I re racist.
Me: no you said that it was part of your personality
God:Are you serious? I said that? chat with me in Chinese was part of my personality? Very interesting.
Me: no, you said being racist was part of your personality
God:Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.

so even the IGod knows that excuse...

After watching my favourite YouTuber:


i feel inclined to spread the same message to any
caucasians who feel that they are more superior than us
because let us warn you that since
we carry the dominant eye and hair genes.
plus the fact that China and india alone make up 37% of the world's population
and that's not inclusive of the rest of asia...

so it's just a matter of time before the entire world looks ASIAN.
lol
our slanty eyed genes will be carried by YOUR grandchildren
mwahahahahahhaa....

yeah i'm just kiddin...
or... am i.....?

i've got a new skin

yes again.
even though i love my old blogskin.
it annoys the hell out of me when you have to scroll
in order to see the pictures.

besides this skin suits me.
it reflects how superficial i am lol.



ANYWAYS:
today i shall explain to everyone
Why Angelina Jolie & Bradd Pitt want so many kids.
disclaimer: i'm totally making all of this up...but let's pretend i'm not.



First of all, with Angeline expecting twins.
Here are the number of Kids they already have. (not inclusive of the twins)
and where they were adopted from

• Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt (Cambodia)
• Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt (Africa)
• Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (Biological)
• Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt (Vietnam)

and most of us have heard how the couple are still going to adopt children.
now... we all wonder WHY
why why why would anyone want so many children?
is it really to "repopulate the Earth?"

Obviously not.

China and India are already taking care of that.

And then i saw the pictures:

Notice something?

Yes those this two sly-sexy-hot-fox are making use of the natural talents of third world country kid!

Making faux branded goods! *gasp*

Here's another mystery solved!

good job Zyun!