German Secrets
Friday, September 28, 2007
i'm currently on the com in the German room and i realised that i have acces to NUMEROUS pictures of the german club people from our german trip in 2006. SO (dramatic pause) i'm gonna pose pictures of a few lucky (HOOOHOOOOHOOOOO) people. i'll leave nice people like Elaine out cos she's so sweet and i don't wanna ruin her reputation. so FIRST on the list is....
I'm sorry that i'm too lazy to edit the picture but that just goes to show that this isn't photoedited. the text at the bottom is her feeble attempt to deny what she was doing.
i know that everyone is DYING to ask her the million dollar question: How in the blue Hell did you get into that position?
next victim...oh WAIT. NO ONE ELSE is this ridiculous!
yeah i'm just kidding. of course there's someone else coming up! i wouldn't be me if i didn't sabotage someone else along with her as well would i?
TIFFANY
of course. cos i can't wait to show you guys this classic picture of her. i'm sure i told EVERYONE the story already but you know, a picture says a thousand words. Even reading the book that i wrote about her in this situation is nothing compared to seeing it with your own eyes. 
I'm sorry that i'm too lazy to edit the picture but that just goes to show that this isn't photoedited. the text at the bottom is her feeble attempt to deny what she was doing.i know that everyone is DYING to ask her the million dollar question: How in the blue Hell did you get into that position?
next victim...oh WAIT. NO ONE ELSE is this ridiculous!
yeah i'm just kidding. of course there's someone else coming up! i wouldn't be me if i didn't sabotage someone else along with her as well would i?
ADRIANNI
I know exactly what kind of guy Adrianni likes. He is tall, very masculine, hairy and has an extremely big heart. He's also caucasian, german actually. And i HAVE to tell you that he has the most incredible hair! oh yeah and don't tell her but i secretly fantasize about falling alseep on him cos he's so huggable. here's a picture of them together.
Yeah S***t. i'm just kidding. she loves you very much. (it's not shit by the way. and it's SO NOT SCOTT. why would you think that? honestly. STOP IT! you're gonna get me into trouble)
Yeah S***t. i'm just kidding. she loves you very much. (it's not shit by the way. and it's SO NOT SCOTT. why would you think that? honestly. STOP IT! you're gonna get me into trouble)JAFNIE
you've already seen him humping office chairs... i honestly don't think anything else will surprise you. but here it is anyway.
yeah i know. he's such a emo goth kid. and here's him having kinky sex in public. Yes he's very into, you know SM and sex in public. anywhere actually. and check out the tote bag. what a girl... i guess one of them HAS to be the girl. i'm glad it works out. okay so i did edit the eyeliner abit. but he VOLUNTEERED for the shackles.
and because i've been really nice and harmless to adri i shall reveal her deeper secret.
yes.. she's actually an ancient artefact that has come to life. see the resemblance? that's totally not me standing next to her. i mean i'm like NORMAL. i wouldn't be seen in public like that. in case you're wondering about the questionable expression. that's her seductive face. she was seducing the camera man (NOT TIFFANY) with her big beautiful saucer eyes and small pouty lips. did i mention her boobs? no i didn't. what makes you think i did? i didn't even realise that they were there.
yeah i know. he's such a emo goth kid. and here's him having kinky sex in public. Yes he's very into, you know SM and sex in public. anywhere actually. and check out the tote bag. what a girl... i guess one of them HAS to be the girl. i'm glad it works out. okay so i did edit the eyeliner abit. but he VOLUNTEERED for the shackles.
and because i've been really nice and harmless to adri i shall reveal her deeper secret.
yes.. she's actually an ancient artefact that has come to life. see the resemblance? that's totally not me standing next to her. i mean i'm like NORMAL. i wouldn't be seen in public like that. in case you're wondering about the questionable expression. that's her seductive face. she was seducing the camera man (NOT TIFFANY) with her big beautiful saucer eyes and small pouty lips. did i mention her boobs? no i didn't. what makes you think i did? i didn't even realise that they were there.
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