He's not a catholic nor christian cos he has a harem of 10 young wives: christina, debra, anna-lina, janice, dolly, kimberly, jenny, susan, pandora and francesca.

at night, they come out and dance
His favourite is Debra cos she's the hippest and the most fun.
Dolly is divorced with a child so he also has a step daughter, Mindy.
his least favourite is anna-lina cos she's real bossy and always wears clothes that are too revealing. he thinks that that's not lady-like.
he like japanese girls as well, therefore jenny.
Margaret Blue Pig frowns upon that. she strongly believes in monogamy. but she's secretly in love with Pat too and cries herself to sleep every other night because she doesn't have the courage to confess her love for him.
Perbo Sheep also has a dillemma. he has a secret affair with kimberly. cos she reminds him of little bo peep. whom he had lost in a tragic accident some time ago.
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