friendster desperates.
Friday, April 20, 2007
inspired by sumsum, i've decided to show a few of the friendster messages that i have receieved, but unlike hers, mine are boring. maybe it's cos the chinese are less creative than the indians. haha and unlike the gracious sumsum, i never bothered to reply.
Friendster:
From: Jason
Date: Friday, 11 November, 2005 6:52 AM
Subject: hallo
Message:
care to make friends and intro urself??? to u go dofacial??? jason here... this year 20... nw having NSand part time...
Why i didn't bother: He uses mulyiple questions marks, i felt a hybrid of being screamed and at shaken by the shoulders. and do i do facial? what kind of a internet chat up line is that? No dear jason, before uploading my pictures i photoshop my pictures so that the faces aren't even mine anymore. (<- sarcasm)
From: George
Date:Tuesday, 15 November, 2005 5:33 PM
Subject: HIHI
Message: hihi... got your email frm
www.wholivesnearyou.com and yea im living in *** also..and i think.. i saw you juz now at *** central 4.40pm in your *** uniform with aguy ;) world very small yo
Why i didn't bother: 1. no the world is not very small, singapore is. 2. you saw my profile on wholivesnear you, doesn't that already tell you that i live near you and you'd most probably see me? besides i don't even know you so it is not called a "coincidence". 3. the idea of you wanting to be my friend after seeing me in my secondary school uniform is scary. please go away you potential pervert. 4. you live too close 5. "HIHI"?!?
From: Jacky
Date: Thursday, 9 February, 2006 11:1 PM
Subject: halo lady... may i get to know u pls... u look stunning in tiz pix... especially ur hair... ;)
Message: halo... Jacky here... and after gg thru ur profile...i sincerely hope to get to know u? juz to intro a bitabt me... i'm working, single... and yes... willlove to get into a long-term relationship... butobviusly... everyting start wif 'friends'... of coz i bmore than glad to b frenz... so hopefully u dun getscared off k... heheso if u dun mind... pls reply.. and we can startgetting to know each other better... actually if gthp better rite... ;) then we can sms or chat thruhp? no nid thru here... much faster hoh... *u getwat i mean? haha...
Why i didn't bother: Would you?
From: John
Date: Saturday, 11 March, 2006 9:30 AM
Subject: hi
Message: nice meeting u online. i m john. happen to comeacross your profile while in friendship and decidesto write. It would be a real pleasure if u can addme at either of my messanger (yahoo/msn) :*** . look forward to talking to u soon.thnx, n take care.yours,
Why i didn't bother: i probably would bother, if he wrote to me in 20 years and if i'm single at that point of time. he seems polite, his english is legible and he does not seem like a potential pervert. except his picture shows someone resembling a property agent, wearing a suit and all. kinda makes this seem like a business proposal. and i really don't feel like being a lolita.
Friendster:
From: Jason
Date: Friday, 11 November, 2005 6:52 AM
Subject: hallo
Message:
care to make friends and intro urself??? to u go dofacial??? jason here... this year 20... nw having NSand part time...
Why i didn't bother: He uses mulyiple questions marks, i felt a hybrid of being screamed and at shaken by the shoulders. and do i do facial? what kind of a internet chat up line is that? No dear jason, before uploading my pictures i photoshop my pictures so that the faces aren't even mine anymore. (<- sarcasm)
From: George
Date:Tuesday, 15 November, 2005 5:33 PM
Subject: HIHI
Message: hihi... got your email frm
www.wholivesnearyou.com and yea im living in *** also..and i think.. i saw you juz now at *** central 4.40pm in your *** uniform with aguy ;) world very small yo
Why i didn't bother: 1. no the world is not very small, singapore is. 2. you saw my profile on wholivesnear you, doesn't that already tell you that i live near you and you'd most probably see me? besides i don't even know you so it is not called a "coincidence". 3. the idea of you wanting to be my friend after seeing me in my secondary school uniform is scary. please go away you potential pervert. 4. you live too close 5. "HIHI"?!?
From: Jacky
Date: Thursday, 9 February, 2006 11:1 PM
Subject: halo lady... may i get to know u pls... u look stunning in tiz pix... especially ur hair... ;)
Message: halo... Jacky here... and after gg thru ur profile...i sincerely hope to get to know u? juz to intro a bitabt me... i'm working, single... and yes... willlove to get into a long-term relationship... butobviusly... everyting start wif 'friends'... of coz i bmore than glad to b frenz... so hopefully u dun getscared off k... heheso if u dun mind... pls reply.. and we can startgetting to know each other better... actually if gthp better rite... ;) then we can sms or chat thruhp? no nid thru here... much faster hoh... *u getwat i mean? haha...
Why i didn't bother: Would you?
From: John
Date: Saturday, 11 March, 2006 9:30 AM
Subject: hi
Message: nice meeting u online. i m john. happen to comeacross your profile while in friendship and decidesto write. It would be a real pleasure if u can addme at either of my messanger (yahoo/msn) :*** . look forward to talking to u soon.thnx, n take care.yours,
Why i didn't bother: i probably would bother, if he wrote to me in 20 years and if i'm single at that point of time. he seems polite, his english is legible and he does not seem like a potential pervert. except his picture shows someone resembling a property agent, wearing a suit and all. kinda makes this seem like a business proposal. and i really don't feel like being a lolita.
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