ok before that. once again about today first. went out with merv today. so that he could MUG. haha and yeah... he mugged. and i distracted him. haha

yeah so about the perv. the first time he msged me. i gave merv his MSN add. cos merv wanted to play around with him using another account. so he pretended to be this 17 year old girl and i really don't wanna know how their conversatio was like. so anyways, here's the second part of the conversation which i think happened today. read it. the ending cracked me up.
bernard says:
are u there?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i'm sorry but who are you?
bernard says:
we aer suppose to meet fo rsex?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
huh?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
wait
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i think my friend must have added you
♥ horny pumpkin says:
she was using my account the other day
bernard says:
she is 17?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
yah why do you ask?
bernard says:
she told me she is 17
♥ horny pumpkin says:
okay
♥ horny pumpkin says:
well she must've used my account to add you
bernard says:
an met for sex?
bernard says:
i pay u
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i'm sorry i don't do those
bernard says:
give it a try
bernard says:
i wear condom de
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i don't even know you
bernard says:
just have casual sex no need to know each other well
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i don't even know how you look?
bernard says:
can see?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no
♥ horny pumpkin says:
-.-
♥ horny pumpkin says:
mine is windows messenger
bernard says:
ic
bernard says:
u can upgrade it to live messenger
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no it's okay
bernard says:
do u have a photo?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
yes
bernard says:
can send to me
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no
bernard says:
pls
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no
bernard says:
what i sur height/weight?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
why do you wanna know?
bernard says:
can i buy sex from u?
bernard says:
i pay S$200 to S$300
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i don't do those
bernard says:
try lor
bernard says:
u might like it
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no
bernard says:
it will nt hurt u
bernard says:
i will take care not to make it painful for u
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no
bernard says:

♥ horny pumpkin says:
-.-
bernard says:
just once only?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
go find someone else i told you i don't have sex with strangers
bernard says:
what abt ur frens
bernard says:
does do sex for $$$?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
why do you want sex so badly
♥ horny pumpkin says:
we don't do these kinda things
bernard says:
i lke to make love once in a while
♥ horny pumpkin says:
okay
bernard says:
can i have th eopportunity to do that with u?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i already said i don't have sex with strangers
bernard says:
?
bernard says:
dun be so strict with urself lor
bernard says:
we be discreet
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no it's still weird
bernard says:
we meet up first?
bernard says:
dun do sex first?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i don't even have the intention of going out with you
bernard says:
why u so noti?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
what noti
bernard says:
u go find out lor
♥ horny pumpkin says:
-.-
bernard says:
can ask ur fren to contact me?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no why would she want to do that
bernard says:
u never know
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i don't think she'd wanna do that
bernard says:
you try asking her?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i wouldn't wanna do that
bernard says:
u do with me?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no it'd be weird
bernard says:
every month i give u a fix allowance?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no why would you wanna do that
bernard says:
becos I need sex
♥ horny pumpkin says:
but it's weird
bernard says:
not at all
♥ horny pumpkin says:
yes it is
♥ horny pumpkin says:
you're a guy
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i don't really do stuff like these with guys
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i'm not really into guys
bernard says:
just try once lor
♥ horny pumpkin says:
but i'm not really into guys
bernard says:
but u can start getting into it now
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i'd rather do it with girls
♥ horny pumpkin says:
not guys
bernard says:
huh?
bernard says:
u are a lesbian?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
no i'm straight
bernard says:
then u say u rather do it with gals?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i've never tried it with a guy and i don't think i ever wanna do that
bernard says:
u gal or guy?
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i'm a guy
♥ horny pumpkin says:
why do you keep asking me for sex
bernard says:
hh?
bernard says:
the person who chat to me on this account is a gal
bernard says:
not a gal
♥ horny pumpkin says:
so
bernard says:
i am not gay
♥ horny pumpkin says:
i told you it was my friend
♥ horny pumpkin says:
stop asking me for sex
♥ horny pumpkin says:
go away


why is my boyfriend weird?