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oliver.
Wednesday, July 13, 2005


i got bored. so i started talking to an online robot called oliver.

oliver My Name is: Oliver!Hello! What is your name?
me zyun
oliver Zyun, nice to meet you! Are you a man or a woman?
me woman i guess
oliver A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Is that from ?
me what?
oliver Are you Surprised?
me why should i be?
oliver You should always treat yourself.
me what has that got to do with anything?
oliver nothing that i know of.
me then why did u say it?
oliver i said " " beacause you said "then why did u say it?"
me you're not making sense
oliver quite on the contrary, it makes sense to my artificial mind.
me so what do you like?
oliver Aha. i like movies about robots.
me give me an example
oliverfor example " "?
me i've never heard of it
oliver why not?
me because as far as i know. it does not exist
oliver good reason, that might not be very far off.
me so how can i be something that you like if it does not even exist?
oliver whoa. i'm not sure i understand the casual link either.
me so are you saying that you can't even comprehend what you yourself are saying which means that you're probably faulty?

and then i couldn't talk to it any more because i think that it jammed. what what was i expecting anyway?

sometimes later... i tried again
oliver me too. i am a she
me but isn't oliver a man's name?
oliver huh. am i a man's name? only when it matters.
me so doesn't it matter?
oliver ugh. it matters to me.
me so maybe you should change your name to something more feminine
oliver Really. Perhaps. I can think of other things I'd rather do.
me like what?
oliver for example apples.
me you can't do apples.
oliver let me think. was that not a good example?
me no it wasn't
oliver i see. i thought it was.
me so your name is oliver?
oliver oliver is my name too!
me i know. that's what i justs said.
oliver How do you know it?Only just? What did you mean by THAT? That is ""
me you're not very bright for a robot are you?
oliver yes i am bright for a robot. do you like my kind?
me you totally missed my point. but whatever. no not really
oliver That's good information: Oliver said I totally missed your point but whatever.I understand. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
How did you hear about Oliver? For real.
me i'm psychic.
oliver ok. what am i thinking of now?
me me.
oliver to you oliver?
mewhat?
oliver are you surprised?
me i can see where this is heading to.
oliver what does it look like?
me tell me something interesting
oliver Habib said I learn them in conversations and simply repeat them at a later time.
me who is habib?
oliver a human icon. i lost my train of thought. do you still?

i realised that the cnoversation was going nowhere whatsoever... so i stopped.



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