Names
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
talked to jing xian about sucky names again. and our #1 female sucky name is Nancy. if you don't understand why... just try to pronounce it with a heavy american accent. you'll get something like Nee-iAn-cee which, you've gotta admit, sounds like crap. and then we went onto the typical ednid blyton names. With that, i mean names that appear in her books. (eg. Fanny, Susan, Dolly etc etc)
Thereafter we decided to move onto sucky men's names. and one of the top on my list is Guy. i don't have anything against Guy Sebastian or Guy Ritchie. but seriously. why would you name your son Guy if he's already one? and another name would be Dick (i don't think i need to explain. the name is such an insult to yourself...no offense meant to all the Guys and Dicks out there...)The last one that i have to mention is the name Watt. (seriously... there is such a name) it's like everytime u meet someone new, you have to go through the "what's your name?" "Watt." "i said what..." phase because people keep thinking that you said what?.
Talking 'bout names. have you seen what they called the Fantastic 4?
Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and the Thing (whom char refers to as the gross flakey guy)? well out of them all i think that the Thing is the most to sympathise with. you have a gross stretchy guy whom u call Fantastic and he gets to be called the Thing? that's so degrading. even algae have names... like... algae.
Mr. Fantastic? i wonder what he was called before he became Fantastic. oh i'm sorry if that is his actual last name. why can't he be called like stretchy man? i mean... look at Invisible Woman and Human Torch their names practically summarises what they can do. although if yuo ask me, their names suck as well... but they can be forgiven. i mean c'mon~! look at how hot they are. and i mean that metaphorically of course.
Thereafter we decided to move onto sucky men's names. and one of the top on my list is Guy. i don't have anything against Guy Sebastian or Guy Ritchie. but seriously. why would you name your son Guy if he's already one? and another name would be Dick (i don't think i need to explain. the name is such an insult to yourself...no offense meant to all the Guys and Dicks out there...)The last one that i have to mention is the name Watt. (seriously... there is such a name) it's like everytime u meet someone new, you have to go through the "what's your name?" "Watt." "i said what..." phase because people keep thinking that you said what?.
Talking 'bout names. have you seen what they called the Fantastic 4?
Mr. Fantastic, Invisible Woman, Human Torch and the Thing (whom char refers to as the gross flakey guy)? well out of them all i think that the Thing is the most to sympathise with. you have a gross stretchy guy whom u call Fantastic and he gets to be called the Thing? that's so degrading. even algae have names... like... algae.
Mr. Fantastic? i wonder what he was called before he became Fantastic. oh i'm sorry if that is his actual last name. why can't he be called like stretchy man? i mean... look at Invisible Woman and Human Torch their names practically summarises what they can do. although if yuo ask me, their names suck as well... but they can be forgiven. i mean c'mon~! look at how hot they are. and i mean that metaphorically of course.
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