10 reasons why Superman beats Batman
Friday, June 10, 2005
Of course everything is based on the originals. so don't tell me how young and hot batman looks nowadays.
1.Superman is alien, thus invincible. Batman is 100% human with a bat fetish.
2.Superman can fly. Batman needs the utility belt.
3.Batman is a grouchy old man who is incapable of facial expressions while Superman is more on the optimistic side.
4.Superman has a love life, Batman has his butler. oh and Robin.
5.Superman does not need a mask to hide his identity.
6.Superman does not need to change. all he needs to do is rip his clothes off and he's ready.
7.Superman fights weird alien people. Batman fights weird human defects.
8.Superman is young. need i say more?
9.Superman shows his sexy underwear. Batman has no sex appeal whatsoever.
10. c'mon. batman is a rodent with wings.
blabbered at 10:41 PM