humour.
Thursday, May 05, 2005
one of the few people who actually reads my blog. (cos he's supposingly such a wonderful friend. self-proclaimed of course.jk) wants me to make it more humorous so that he doesn't need to go through the pain of reading about me and my angsty self again and again. yes. you know who you are. haha
so thanx to you. i put myself through the excruiciating pain of reading this site. How to Be Funny. well according to these guys. the five elements of humour are pain, the unexpected, lies & other untruths, wordplay and puns.
so they say, and i quote 'pain is the basis for all humour'. these people are such masochists. i mean then the whole paragraph just tells you how tweety hitting sylvester with a mallet is funny and how it wouldn't be funny if sylvester didn't get hurt and how it would be funny if sylvester turned around and stomped on tweety. that's not funny. that's just. plain. sad.
ok the next bit is about the unexpected then it get's into how the wile e. coyote gets crushed by an anvil and instead of dying. he's flattened. oh hardy-har-har funny indeed. is it just me or do these people hate looney tunes/love it so much that they think it's funny.
i'm just not gonna get into lies & untruths cos that's just... a lie. and it's not funny.
ok the next bit only received a 'pft' from me. but so far... that's the closest thing to a laugh. lemme quote again. 'Another type of wordplay that is funny is saying one word when you mean another. If you're with your girlfriend, and you call her "Cathy" when you meant to say "Tina," that's funny. This type of humor is often followed by humor involving pain.'. if i were tina i would have banged my own head repeatedly against the next hardest thing or just die. with such insights in finding boyfriends. i wouldn't deserve to live. and he probably would have laugher because according to them, pain is funny.
lastly and the only bit that i actually agree with. 'puns aren't funny'. yeap... the only thing that is funny is yesterday i dreamt that i was eating a 1 ton marshmellow. When i woke up my pillow was gone. now that's funny. and i got that from a friend. i'll leave the rest of the website you guys to explore. those who wanna be funny and think that this works for you. for whatever reason.
so thanx to you. i put myself through the excruiciating pain of reading this site. How to Be Funny. well according to these guys. the five elements of humour are pain, the unexpected, lies & other untruths, wordplay and puns.
so they say, and i quote 'pain is the basis for all humour'. these people are such masochists. i mean then the whole paragraph just tells you how tweety hitting sylvester with a mallet is funny and how it wouldn't be funny if sylvester didn't get hurt and how it would be funny if sylvester turned around and stomped on tweety. that's not funny. that's just. plain. sad.
ok the next bit is about the unexpected then it get's into how the wile e. coyote gets crushed by an anvil and instead of dying. he's flattened. oh hardy-har-har funny indeed. is it just me or do these people hate looney tunes/love it so much that they think it's funny.
i'm just not gonna get into lies & untruths cos that's just... a lie. and it's not funny.
ok the next bit only received a 'pft' from me. but so far... that's the closest thing to a laugh. lemme quote again. 'Another type of wordplay that is funny is saying one word when you mean another. If you're with your girlfriend, and you call her "Cathy" when you meant to say "Tina," that's funny. This type of humor is often followed by humor involving pain.'. if i were tina i would have banged my own head repeatedly against the next hardest thing or just die. with such insights in finding boyfriends. i wouldn't deserve to live. and he probably would have laugher because according to them, pain is funny.
lastly and the only bit that i actually agree with. 'puns aren't funny'. yeap... the only thing that is funny is yesterday i dreamt that i was eating a 1 ton marshmellow. When i woke up my pillow was gone. now that's funny. and i got that from a friend. i'll leave the rest of the website you guys to explore. those who wanna be funny and think that this works for you. for whatever reason.
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