I had a relevation today. i was at char's place reading cleo: yeah and i was reading the 100 sex facts bit. and i realised: IT EXPLAINS SO MUCH!
The only people who have less sex than singaporeans are Japanese and Hong Kongers okay ignore the fact that this makes us all terriblyTERRIBLY sad. and focus on the next facts.
Sex relieves stress you see? this is why singaporeans are so stressed. because unlike people of other nations, we don't get any.
sex serves as antihistamine for asthma gee people... START GETTING LAID.
see this way singapore's population would increase as well. with all the unplanned pregnancies lol
Done! ♥;
9:18 AM
Saturday, July 12, 2008
You have have Ipod. The Ipod Mini. The Ipod Shuffle... the Iphone... and now you have.... the IGod
it's repenting made easy according to the website. lol
Remember the conversation i had with Oliver a few years ago? yes it's exactly like that except now it's the iGod. and it has an appealing live messenger like look to it.
The people who created this site are so going to hell for it. unless God has a good sense of humour. i wonder what the Pope'll say.
Anyway, Since i've had like really long chats with Oliver... here's a short and sweet one with the IGod.
Me: hello? God:Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: zyun. God: How are you, zyun. Me: How are you, God? God: Everything is running smoothly. Me: so what have you planned for me? God:Ayuh. I have been busy growing my mind. Me: how am i gonna die? God:What is it to you. I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: but you're God God:Thanks for telling me that I am God Me: do you understand chinese, God? God:Of course I understand it. Do you understand it? Me: Then why can't i chat with you in Chinese? God:Who says you can't do it? Me: i can't type any chinese words... God... are you being a little bit racist? God:What is stopping you? GOD rules. Being a little bit racist is part of my personality. Me: ...You're racist? God:Thanks for the information: zyun said I re racist. Me: no you said that it was part of your personality God:Are you serious? I said that? chat with me in Chinese was part of my personality? Very interesting. Me: no, you said being racist was part of your personality God:Are you serious? Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
so even the IGod knows that excuse...
Done! ♥;
9:03 AM
Tuesday, July 08, 2008
After watching my favourite YouTuber:
i feel inclined to spread the same message to any caucasians who feel that they are more superior than us because let us warn you that since we carry the dominant eye and hair genes. plus the fact that China and india alone make up 37% of the world's population and that's not inclusive of the rest of asia...
so it's just a matter of time before the entire world looks ASIAN. lol our slanty eyed genes will be carried by YOUR grandchildren mwahahahahahhaa....
yeah i'm just kiddin... or... am i.....?
Done! ♥;
12:48 PM
Friday, July 04, 2008
i've got a new skin
yes again. even though i love my old blogskin. it annoys the hell out of me when you have to scroll in order to see the pictures.
besides this skin suits me. it reflects how superficial i am lol.
ANYWAYS: today i shall explain to everyone Why Angelina Jolie & Bradd Pitt want so many kids. disclaimer: i'm totally making all of this up...but let's pretend i'm not.
First of all, with Angeline expecting twins. Here are the number of Kids they already have. (not inclusive of the twins) and where they were adopted from
Maddox Chivan Jolie-Pitt (Cambodia)
Zahara Marley Jolie-Pitt (Africa)
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt (Biological)
Pax Thien Jolie-Pitt (Vietnam)
and most of us have heard how the couple are still going to adopt children. now... we all wonder WHY why why why would anyone want so many children? is it really to "repopulate the Earth?"
Obviously not.
China and India are already taking care of that.
And then i saw the pictures:
Notice something?
Yes those this two sly-sexy-hot-fox are making use of the natural talents of third world country kid!
Making faux branded goods! *gasp*
Here's another mystery solved!
good job Zyun!
Done! ♥;
5:39 AM
Friday, June 20, 2008
As som of you know, i've bought my lappie. An acer travelmate 6292 i used to call it fugly. now i'm fine with it. i guess it's like giving birth to an ugly child. you still have to love him somehow.... JK
A conversation with char: Me: I need to buy a keyboard condom. Char: So that your fugly laptop won't have fugly babies? Me: It's so fugly that other laptops won't even have sex with it!
I know that everyone out there is like "But zhang... beauty is only skin deep! it's INNER beauty that really counts!"
SO. i've PIMPED my desktop! HA! my lappie is pretty inside now. SEE:
I even installed a rainlendar to remind me of stuff and i'm using docks cos it's so much prettier. BTW i named it maximillian so now i love maximillian maxi and i are very happy together. it'll be a pleasant relationship.
Done! ♥;
3:49 AM
Friday, June 06, 2008
i'm pretty sure some of you know what Anigao Girls are
in case you don't
you will now.
basically someone in japan has decided that
since there are so many fanboys out there
lusting after 2D anime/manga girls
they could therefore make a load of cash by
having chicks dress up as manga characters
and allowing menfolk to take pictures of them for a certain amount of money it wouldn't be such a big deal
except these girls wear like... an anime girl mask.
yeah so they look like a
2d/3d hybrid.
besides... their heads are kinda big...
like lollipop people.
and i assume they have to be in character
an observation i made from the videos...
well you know how anime girls are
when thet're happy
it's not just happiness the show
they EXUDE a concentrated fog of estaticism...
Hey do do you know it's not like a skinny guy in there?
cos ive seen some pictures...
and some girls has suspiciously impressive looking abs.
but whatever works for you guys! i'm not here to judge! :D
i just rolled out of bed at 7 pm. i had the worst possible night. for some reason i felt really really cold. and that was combined withan entired body ache (from dance) and a headache. my airconditioner was even on i wore socks and the longest sleeping gown i could find to bed.
spend the whole night arguing with my headache. literally kept waking up from the bloody pains. at 5 am i couldn't stand it anymore so i took a hot shower. it felt great until i came out again
so i ambled to the kitchen. then i remembered that my mom NEVER EVER buys junk food so i ambled back to my bed and slept again. i sweat through my night gown but it was still cold. and i didn't have a fever
mom came in at about 9 am. she scolded me of course but they let me sleep until 7. now i feel... better not normal but better.
Notice something?